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Anonymous asked: you tell crazy stories but has a woman ever tried to kill you ?


Answer:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

matchmyflyyyy:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

thekingsofqueens:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

This one girl accused me of cheating for having female friends (which i wasnt fucking or flirting with but was just cool friends I dont wanna talk to a bunch of niggas all day i need a female perspective on things) she was screaming at me for 20 mins straight

i dont argue back cause im laid back im just like mhmmm mhmmm looking in my phone checking sports scores and on twitter … so at one point she says “was the pussy atleast good my nigga?” i was like “mmhmm that shit was nice and tight”  all of a sudden i heard silence i look up shes like

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*this is the moment where i knew i fucked up*

just looks at me like that for like 20 seconds “im like bae im just playing.. im just playing…”  she runs to the kitchen… and starts going in the drawers “im like shawty u needa chill”   im like “im just playing”

she pulls something out all i see was the light beam reflect off it

i get a good look i see this in her hand

im in the couch like

she starts running towards me so i open the door step outside then shut the door from the outside and use all my body weight to hold onto the door knob, She used to run track in highschool so i think she gon catch me so im like nah im not even gon run and get stabbed in the spine

she pulling tryna open it lol im in a project type building on the 12th floor man I was standing there for 43 mins shorty aint have an ounce of quit in her. People walking by laughing hearing her screaming at me

some middle aged lady walked by she was like 50 she was like “mmmmhmmm she caught your ass didnt she”

im like “ma’am help my arms tired”

she was like ahaaa nope “call that bitch you was fucking for help”  and walked into her apt

then shorties mom came out the elevator i was like thank god.. she was like oh lord what u do.. i was like “nothingg ma’am she got a knife i swear i did nothing ” her mom was like “kita put the damn knife down im coming in if u stab me imma beat your ass” i feel the pressure get off the door and i make a run for it i see her try to come chase me but her mom blocks her Im sure i coulda beat usain bolt in a race the way i was running

she was really gon stab me, If her moms aint come i woulda still been standing there holding the door to this day

😂😂😂😂

😩😫😩😫😩

😫😂😂 is this real?! Omg!

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cwtch87 asked: In relation to what your anon Shay said, I think uplifting black women is great but shouldn't all women be uplifted? Seems like people make it a competition. For example, someone sees a black guy with a white girl and their first thought is "Oh you don't like black girls.." Does it really have to be either or in the minds of others?


Answer:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

ay00bitch:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Black women are undermined in all communities

I don’t get Why black people can’t have nothing… like will y’all let him appreciate us in all our abundant beauty pls

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🌹

spannish lessions w/ milo

litsy-kalyptica:

ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

"i want a blowjob"

quiero una biblia

"call a prostitute"

llama a la monja

"where is the strip club"

donde esta la iglesia

"i want to get laid"

quiero leer la palabra de dios

(Source: zojjaboy, via theworldasseenbymaria)

fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

(Source: actuallybadcop, via yelled)

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

(via yelled)

Mark Patterson, @Expherience (via kushandwizdom)

(via scribz)

Master your mind. Master your life.

langleav:

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(Source: facebook.com, via scribz)

Mark Patterson, @Expherience (via kushandwizdom)

(via scribz)

You are your own worst enemy.

Mark Patterson, @Expherience (via kushandwizdom)

(via scribz)

Tell me about your beautiful mind.

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(Source: seven-lilies, via yelled)

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